Notes on Cam P.

1. She’s loud! She’s angry! She’s on a speed trip! She’s an egomaniac! She wears red lipstick! She interrupts! She’s a dirty fighter! She calls names! She’s on her twenty-first minute of fame! She defends Woody Allen! She loves her bad reviews! She doesn’t care who likes her! Except for Madonna! Or at least she acts as if she doesn’t!

2. What I have in common with Camille Paglia: in 1969 we knew the Rolling Stones were the greatest rock b...